Volume V · 2024

The 2024 Issue

By The Archive · Season 2024 · 12 Franchises

How Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 Claimed Volume V

THE TAKEOVER

By The Archive · 2024 Season

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 went 12-2 in the regular season and scored 2527 points. Their 246-point explosion in Week 8 set the tone. In the final, Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 dispatched Jcrunk’s QB Factory to claim the V Volume of the BAMFDL. jalenbarry took third, and Jcrunk’s QB Factory now watches from the plaque wall.

Runner-Up

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Jcrunk25

3rd Place

jalenbarry

246.1Highest Week · W8 · Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

53.5Lowest Week · W17 · HUlu has live spoRTS

140.4Biggest Blowout · W14 · Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

10Most Trades · Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Final Standings

#	Team	Manager	W	L	PF	PA	Trades
1	Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑	BeeSco	12	2	2527.0	1831.0	10
2	Jcrunk’s QB Factory	Jcrunk25	10	4	2460.9	2190.9	0
3	jalenbarry	jalenbarry	10	4	2411.6	2060.5	2
4	Im not Kirk-umcised	TMeek15	10	4	2089.4	1803.9	2
5	Aim for the bushes	KCScorgasm	9	5	2067.3	2149.7	1
6	57th Founding Father	emmz5d	8	6	1923.6	1940.9	3
7	HUlu has live spoRTS	StorminNorman84	6	8	2063.0	2106.9	4
8	Let Dalvin Cook🍳	astelter	5	9	1988.4	2088.3	0
9	TE City	Westy19	5	9	1813.6	2004.7	7
10	JordanCasteel3	JordanCasteel3	5	9	1611.8	1996.9	2
11	Emerald City FC	andrewldalton	4	10	1889.7	2018.3	2
12	ndmartin88	ndmartin88	0	14	1514.4	2168.7	3

Schedule Luck & Expected Wins

All-play = record if you'd played every other manager every week. Pythag = expected wins from points for/against. Positive delta = schedule-lucky; negative = schedule-screwed.

Team	Actual	All-Play	Pythag Exp	Luck Δ
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑	12-2	125-29	9.2	+2.8
Aim for the bushes	9-5	82-72	6.7	+2.3
Jcrunk’s QB Factory	10-4	122-32	7.8	+2.2
Im not Kirk-umcised	10-4	84-70	8.0	+2.0
jalenbarry	10-4	116-38	8.1	+1.9
57th Founding Father	8-6	65-89	6.9	+1.1
JordanCasteel3	5-9	37-117	5.5	-0.5
HUlu has live spoRTS	6-8	79-75	6.9	-0.9
TE City	5-9	55-99	6.3	-1.3
Let Dalvin Cook🍳	5-9	74-80	6.7	-1.7
Emerald City FC	4-10	62-92	6.5	-2.5
ndmartin88	0-14	23-131	4.6	-4.6

Trades · 18 on Record

Every trade this season, in chronological order. Players received are listed under the team that got them. Draft picks traded are included.

Week 1
Apr 29, 2024
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- Jaylen Waddle WR · DEN
- 2024 Round 4 (from jalenbarry)
- 2024 Round 1 (from jalenbarry)
- 2024 Round 3 (from jalenbarry)
jalenbarry
Receives
- 2024 Round 1 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
- 2024 Round 3 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Week 1
Apr 29, 2024
HUlu has live spoRTS
Receives
- Chuba Hubbard RB · CAR
TE City
Receives
- Darnell Mooney WR · NYG
Week 1
Apr 29, 2024
ndmartin88
Receives
- Marquise Brown WR · PHI
- 2024 Round 1 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
- 2024 Round 4 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
- 2024 Round 3 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- 2024 Round 5 (from ndmartin88)
- 2024 Round 1 (from ndmartin88)
- 2024 Round 3 (from ndmartin88)
Week 1
Apr 29, 2024
ndmartin88
Receives
- Hunter Henry TE · NE
- Joshua Kelley RB · FA
- Trevor Lawrence QB · JAX
- Michael Wilson WR · ARI
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- Ja'Marr Chase WR · CIN
- 2024 Round 4 (from ndmartin88)
- 2024 Round 1 (from ndmartin88)
Week 1
Apr 30, 2024
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- Jarrett Stidham QB · DEN
- 2024 Round 4 (from TE City)
TE City
Receives
- Mike Gesicki TE · CIN
- Keaton Mitchell RB · LAC
Week 1
May 2, 2024
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- 2024 Round 4 (from HUlu has live spoRTS)
- 2025 Round 3 (from HUlu has live spoRTS)
HUlu has live spoRTS
Receives
- 2024 Round 4 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Week 1
May 3, 2024
Aim for the bushes
Receives
- — nothing —
57th Founding Father
Receives
- 2024 Round 5 (from Aim for the bushes)
Week 1
May 3, 2024
Im not Kirk-umcised
Receives
- 2024 Round 5 (from TE City)
- 2024 Round 5 (from TE City)
TE City
Receives
- Gabe Davis WR · FA
Week 1
May 3, 2024
Im not Kirk-umcised
Receives
- 2024 Round 5 (from 57th Founding Father)
57th Founding Father
Receives
- 2025 Round 4 (from Im not Kirk-umcised)
Week 1
May 7, 2024
ndmartin88
Receives
- Justyn Ross WR · FA
TE City
Receives
- 2025 Round 3 (from ndmartin88)
Week 1
May 23, 2024
HUlu has live spoRTS
Receives
- Evan Engram TE · DEN
- Jahan Dotson WR · ATL
57th Founding Father
Receives
- Tee Higgins WR · CIN
Week 1
Jul 31, 2024
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- George Kittle TE · SF
- Darnell Mooney WR · NYG
- 2025 Round 3 (from TE City)
TE City
Receives
- Robert Tonyan TE · FA
- T.J. Hockenson TE · MIN
- 2025 Round 5 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Week 1
Sep 1, 2024
Emerald City FC
Receives
- Skylar Thompson QB · FA
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- Clayton Tune QB · FA
Week 5
Oct 7, 2024
JordanCasteel3
Receives
- Anthony Richardson QB · IND
- Tucker Kraft TE · GB
TE City
Receives
- Joe Burrow QB · CIN
- Kyle Pitts TE · ATL
Week 6
Oct 12, 2024
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- Kirk Cousins QB · LV
- Joe Mixon RB · FA
- A.J. Brown WR · PHI
- 2025 Round 4 (from JordanCasteel3)
JordanCasteel3
Receives
- Jayden Reed WR · GB
- Braelon Allen RB · NYJ
- Ladd McConkey WR · LAC
- 2025 Round 2 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Week 12
Nov 19, 2024
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- Taysom Hill TE · FA
- Terry McLaurin WR · WAS
HUlu has live spoRTS
Receives
- Jameis Winston QB · NYG
- Jaylen Waddle WR · DEN
Week 15
Dec 11, 2024
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- Nick Chubb RB · FA
TE City
Receives
- Travis Homer RB · PIT
- 2025 Round 3 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Week 15
Dec 13, 2024
Emerald City FC
Receives
- 2026 Round 1 (from jalenbarry)
jalenbarry
Receives
- Tyreek Hill WR · FA

Draft · 5 Rounds

Every pick. DB selections were the league's placeholder for devy picks and are flagged accordingly — they don't represent actual defensive-back draftees.

Round 1

Jayden Daniels

QB · WAS

jalenbarry

JJ McCarthy

QB · MIN

JordanCasteel3

Brian Thomas

WR · JAX

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Keon Coleman

WR · BUF

TE City

Jonathon Brooks

RB · CAR

HUlu has live spoRTS

Trey Benson

RB · ARI

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Ladd McConkey

WR · LAC

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Bo Nix

QB · DEN

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Adonai Mitchell

WR · IND

ndmartin88

Ollie Gordon II

Devy

RB · Oklahoma State

57th Founding Father

Shedeur Sanders

Devy

QB · Colorado

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Xavier Legette

WR · CAR

Aim for the bushes

Round 2

Ricky Pearsall

WR · SF

TE City

Devontez Walker

WR · BAL

JordanCasteel3

Roman Wilson

WR · PIT

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Omarion Hampton

Devy

RB · North Carolina

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Jaylen Wright

RB · MIA

HUlu has live spoRTS

Ashton Jeanty

Devy

RB · Boise State

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

MarShawn Lloyd

RB · GB

jalenbarry

Ja'Lynn Polk

WR · NE

ndmartin88

Jeremiah Smith

Devy

WR · Ohio State

jalenbarry

Carson Beck

Devy

QB · Georgia

57th Founding Father

Bucky Irving

RB · TB

JordanCasteel3

Isaiah Bond

Devy

WR · Texas

57th Founding Father

Round 3

Colston Loveland

Devy

TE · Michigan

TE City

Eugene Wilson

Devy

WR · Florida

JordanCasteel3

Tre Harris

Devy

WR · Ole Miss

TE City

Malachi Corley

WR · NYJ

TE City

Luke McCaffrey

WR · WAS

ndmartin88

Jalen McMillan

WR · TB

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

DJ Lagway

Devy

QB · Florida

jalenbarry

Conner Weigman

Devy

QB · Texas A&M

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Jaydn Ott

Devy

RB · California

Emerald City FC

Ray Davis

RB · BUF

57th Founding Father

Aidan Chiles

Devy

QB · Michigan State

JordanCasteel3

Micah Hudson

Devy

WR · Texas Tech

jalenbarry

Round 4

Jalen Milroe

Devy

QB · Alabama

TE City

Avery Johnson

Devy

QB · Kansas State

JordanCasteel3

Ben Sinnott

TE · WAS

HUlu has live spoRTS

Audric Estime

RB · DEN

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Dylan Laube

RB · LV

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Cody Schrader

RB · SF

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Javon Baker

WR · NE

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Cam Coleman

Devy

WR · Auburn

ndmartin88

Jackson Arnold

Devy

QB · Oklahoma

ndmartin88

Kimani Vidal

RB · LAC

57th Founding Father

Brenden Rice

WR · LAC

TE City

Tyrone Tracy

RB · NYG

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Round 5

Isaac Guerendo

RB · SF

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Theo Johnson

TE · NYG

JordanCasteel3

Brandon Inniss

Devy

WR · Ohio State

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Kaytron Allen

Devy

RB · Penn State

Im not Kirk-umcised

Eugene Wilson

Devy

WR · Florida

HUlu has live spoRTS

Jared Wiley

TE · KC

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Jacob Cowing

WR · SF

jalenbarry

Erick All

TE · CIN

57th Founding Father

Jordan Travis

QB · NYJ

TE City

Louis Rees-Zammit

RB · KC

Im not Kirk-umcised

Devy Selection

Devy

(devy placeholder · unmatched)

Im not Kirk-umcised

Devy Selection

Devy

(devy placeholder · unmatched)

Im not Kirk-umcised