Volume VI · 2025

The 2025 Issue

By The Archive · Season 2025 · 12 Franchises

How Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 Claimed Volume VI

ONE FOR THE BOOKS

By The Archive · 2025 Season

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 went 9-5 in the regular season and scored 2304 points. Their 251-point explosion in Week 7 set the tone. In the final, Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 dispatched Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks to claim the VI Volume of the BAMFDL. MattOD11 took third, and Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks now watches from the plaque wall.

Runner-Up

Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks

Jcrunk25

3rd Place

MattOD11

251.1Highest Week · W7 · Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

54.1Lowest Week · W5 · Ur Darn Tuten

184.6Biggest Blowout · W5 · MattOD11

10Most Trades · Ur Darn Tuten

Final Standings

#	Team	Manager	W	L	PF	PA	Trades
1	MattOD11	MattOD11	11	3	2464.4	1710.5	2
2	Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks	Jcrunk25	11	3	2230.0	1935.7	1
3	Let Dalvin Cook🍳	astelter	10	4	2261.6	1845.3	3
4	Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑	BeeSco	9	5	2304.1	2055.9	10
5	TE City	Westy19	8	6	1905.0	1991.2	1
6	Emerald City FC	adaltonGBR	7	7	1995.6	1962.9	4
7	Aim for the bushes	KCScorgasm	7	7	1992.4	1988.5	2
8	jalenbarry	jalenbarry	6	8	1996.4	2190.6	2
9	HUlu has live spoRTS	StorminNorman84	6	8	1902.2	1957.4	4
10	JordanCasteel3	JordanCasteel3	4	10	1623.2	1934.3	6
11	57th Founding Father	emmz5d	3	11	1726.4	1967.2	5
12	Ur Darn Tuten	NLangley17	2	12	1309.2	2171.0	10

Schedule Luck & Expected Wins

All-play = record if you'd played every other manager every week. Pythag = expected wins from points for/against. Positive delta = schedule-lucky; negative = schedule-screwed.

Team	Actual	All-Play	Pythag Exp	Luck Δ
Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks	11-3	110-44	8.0	+3.0
Let Dalvin Cook🍳	10-4	107-47	8.4	+1.6
MattOD11	11-3	123-31	9.4	+1.6
TE City	8-6	74-80	6.7	+1.3
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑	9-5	103-51	7.8	+1.2
Aim for the bushes	7-7	79-75	7.0	-0.0
Emerald City FC	7-7	74-80	7.1	-0.1
jalenbarry	6-8	90-64	6.4	-0.4
HUlu has live spoRTS	6-8	65-89	6.8	-0.8
Ur Darn Tuten	2-12	21-133	3.7	-1.7
JordanCasteel3	4-10	36-118	5.8	-1.8
57th Founding Father	3-11	42-112	6.1	-3.1

Trades · 25 on Record

Every trade this season, in chronological order. Players received are listed under the team that got them. Draft picks traded are included.

Week 1
Mar 4, 2025
Ur Darn Tuten
Receives
- 2025 Round 2 (from Aim for the bushes)
Aim for the bushes
Receives
- Matthew Stafford QB · LAR
Week 1
Mar 4, 2025
Ur Darn Tuten
Receives
- Wan'Dale Robinson WR · TEN
- Ollie Gordon RB · MIA
- 2025 Round 1 (from 57th Founding Father)
- 2025 Round 2 (from 57th Founding Father)
57th Founding Father
Receives
- 2025 Round 1 (from Ur Darn Tuten)
Week 1
Mar 5, 2025
Ur Darn Tuten
Receives
- Daniel Jones QB · IND
- Jameson Williams WR · DET
- 2025 Round 1 (from JordanCasteel3)
- 2025 Round 2 (from JordanCasteel3)
JordanCasteel3
Receives
- Trevor Lawrence QB · JAX
- 2025 Round 1 (from Ur Darn Tuten)
Week 1
Mar 7, 2025
Emerald City FC
Receives
- David Njoku TE · FA
- Tee Higgins WR · CIN
- 2025 Round 1 (from 57th Founding Father)
57th Founding Father
Receives
- Justin Jefferson WR · MIN
- 2025 Round 4 (from Emerald City FC)
- 2026 Round 4 (from Emerald City FC)
Week 1
Mar 8, 2025
Ur Darn Tuten
Receives
- 2026 Round 2 (from Aim for the bushes)
Aim for the bushes
Receives
- Marquise Brown WR · PHI
Week 1
Mar 8, 2025
Ur Darn Tuten
Receives
- 2025 Round 1 (from JordanCasteel3)
JordanCasteel3
Receives
- Stefon Diggs WR · FA
- Aaron Jones RB · MIN
- 2025 Round 2 (from Ur Darn Tuten)
Week 1
Mar 8, 2025
HUlu has live spoRTS
Receives
- Sam Darnold QB · SEA
- Brian Robinson RB · ATL
- Troy Franklin WR · DEN
57th Founding Father
Receives
- TreVeyon Henderson RB · NE
- 2025 Round 2 (from HUlu has live spoRTS)
Week 1
Apr 28, 2025
Emerald City FC
Receives
- 2025 Round 2 (from Ur Darn Tuten)
- 2025 Round 1 (from Ur Darn Tuten)
Ur Darn Tuten
Receives
- 2025 Round 1 (from Emerald City FC)
- 2025 Round 3 (from Emerald City FC)
Week 1
Apr 28, 2025
jalenbarry
Receives
- 2025 Round 1 (from TE City)
TE City
Receives
- 2025 Round 1 (from jalenbarry)
- 2025 Round 2 (from jalenbarry)
- 2026 Round 4 (from jalenbarry)
Week 1
Apr 29, 2025
Ur Darn Tuten
Receives
- 2025 Round 2 (from Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks)
Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks
Receives
- 2026 Round 2 (from Ur Darn Tuten)
Week 1
Apr 29, 2025
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- 2026 Round 4 (from Let Dalvin Cook🍳)
Let Dalvin Cook🍳
Receives
- 2026 Round 5 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Week 1
Apr 30, 2025
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- 2027 Round 4 (from jalenbarry)
jalenbarry
Receives
- Kirk Cousins QB · LV
- 2027 Round 5 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Week 1
Apr 30, 2025
MattOD11
Receives
- 2025 Round 3 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
- 2026 Round 4 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- 2025 Round 3 (from MattOD11)
Week 1
Apr 30, 2025
MattOD11
Receives
- Isaac Guerendo RB · SF
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- 2025 Round 5 (from MattOD11)
- 2025 Round 3 (from MattOD11)
Week 1
Apr 30, 2025
HUlu has live spoRTS
Receives
- 2025 Round 4 (from 57th Founding Father)
57th Founding Father
Receives
- 2026 Round 3 (from HUlu has live spoRTS)
Week 1
Apr 30, 2025
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- 2025 Round 5 (from JordanCasteel3)
- 2026 Round 5 (from JordanCasteel3)
JordanCasteel3
Receives
- Isaiah Davis RB · NYJ
- 2026 Round 4 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Week 1
May 1, 2025
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- 2025 Round 4 (from Let Dalvin Cook🍳)
Let Dalvin Cook🍳
Receives
- 2025 Round 5 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
- 2026 Round 5 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Week 1
May 2, 2025
Ur Darn Tuten
Receives
- 2025 Round 5 (from Let Dalvin Cook🍳)
Let Dalvin Cook🍳
Receives
- 2026 Round 4 (from Ur Darn Tuten)
Week 3
Sep 23, 2025
Ur Darn Tuten
Receives
- 2026 Round 2 (from HUlu has live spoRTS)
HUlu has live spoRTS
Receives
- Hunter Henry TE · NE
- Christian Kirk WR · SF
Week 4
Sep 25, 2025
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- Michael Pittman WR · PIT
- 2026 Round 5 (from 57th Founding Father)
57th Founding Father
Receives
- 2026 Round 1 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Week 1
Sep 25, 2025
Ur Darn Tuten
Receives
- 2026 Round 2 (from JordanCasteel3)
JordanCasteel3
Receives
- Daniel Jones QB · IND
Week 5
Oct 5, 2025
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- Stefon Diggs WR · FA
- 2026 Round 4 (from JordanCasteel3)
- 2026 Round 4 (from JordanCasteel3)
JordanCasteel3
Receives
- 2026 Round 2 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Week 10
Nov 11, 2025
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- Aaron Jones RB · MIN
- 2027 Round 5 (from JordanCasteel3)
JordanCasteel3
Receives
- 2026 Round 3 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Week 13
Dec 1, 2025
Emerald City FC
Receives
- Jalen Hurts QB · PHI
- 2026 Round 5 (from HUlu has live spoRTS)
HUlu has live spoRTS
Receives
- Devin Neal RB · NO
- Jaxson Dart QB · NYG
Week 16
Dec 20, 2025
Emerald City FC
Receives
- Audric Estime RB · NO
- 2027 Round 3 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑)
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
Receives
- 2026 Round 2 (from Emerald City FC)

Draft · 5 Rounds

Every pick. DB selections were the league's placeholder for devy picks and are flagged accordingly — they don't represent actual defensive-back draftees.

Round 1

Travis Hunter

WR · JAX

Emerald City FC

Cam Ward

QB · TEN

Ur Darn Tuten

Tyler Warren

TE · IND

Emerald City FC

Kaleb Johnson

RB · PIT

jalenbarry

RJ Harvey

RB · DEN

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Ryan Williams

Devy

WR · Alabama

Ur Darn Tuten

Jayden Higgins

WR · HOU

HUlu has live spoRTS

Elic Ayomanor

WR · TEN

MattOD11

Jack Bech

WR · LV

Aim for the bushes

Garrett Nussmeier

Devy

QB · LSU

TE City

Jeremiyah Love

Devy

RB · Notre Dame

Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks

Cade Klubnik

Devy

QB · Clemson

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Round 2

Jordyn Tyson

Devy

WR · Arizona State

JordanCasteel3

Ryan Wingo

Devy

WR · Texas

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

LaNorris Sellers

Devy

QB · South Carolina

Ur Darn Tuten

Cam Skattebo

RB · NYG

TE City

Mason Taylor

TE · NYJ

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Dylan Raiola

Devy

QB · Nebraska

Emerald City FC

TJ Moore

Devy

WR · Clemson

57th Founding Father

Sam Leavitt

Devy

QB · Arizona State

MattOD11

Kyle Williams

WR · NE

Ur Darn Tuten

Isaac TeSlaa

WR · DET

TE City

Bhayshul Tuten

RB · JAX

Ur Darn Tuten

Makhi Hughes

Devy

RB · Oregon

JordanCasteel3

Round 3

Pat Bryant

WR · DEN

TE City

Harold Fannin

TE · CLE

Ur Darn Tuten

Jalen Royals

WR · KC

JordanCasteel3

Darius Taylor

Devy

RB · Minnesota

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Dakorien Moore

Devy

WR · Oregon

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Bryant Wesco

Devy

WR · Clemson

57th Founding Father

Makai Lemon

Devy

WR · USC

TE City

Nate Frazier

Devy

RB · Georgia

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Dylan Sampson

RB · CLE

jalenbarry

Bryce Underwood

Devy

QB · Michigan

jalenbarry

Woody Marks

RB · HOU

TE City

DJ Giddens

RB · IND

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Round 4

Tyler Shough

QB · NO

Ur Darn Tuten

Jaydon Blue

RB · DAL

57th Founding Father

Brashard Smith

RB · KC

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Terrance Ferguson

TE · LAR

TE City

Dillon Gabriel

QB · CLE

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Nic Anderson

Devy

WR · LSU

57th Founding Father

Nick Marsh

Devy

WR · Michigan State

HUlu has live spoRTS

Keelon Russell

Devy

QB · Alabama

HUlu has live spoRTS

Isaac Brown

Devy

RB · Louisville

Aim for the bushes

Jarquez Hunter

RB · LAR

jalenbarry

Ahmad Hardy

Devy

RB · Missouri

Aim for the bushes

Devin Neal

RB · NO

Emerald City FC

Round 5

Jonah Coleman

Devy

RB · Washington

Ur Darn Tuten

Elijah Arroyo

TE · SEA

Emerald City FC

Jaylin Noel

WR · HOU

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Jaden Greathouse

Devy

WR · Notre Dame

TE City

Will Howard

QB · PIT

Ur Darn Tuten

Caden Durham

Devy

RB · LSU

57th Founding Father

Jaden Baugh

Devy

RB · Florida

HUlu has live spoRTS

Quinten Joyner

Devy

RB · Texas Tech

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Nyck Harbor

Devy

WR · South Carolina

Aim for the bushes

Jordan James

RB · SF

jalenbarry

KC Concepcion

Devy

WR · Texas A&M

TE City

Jaylin Lane

WR · WAS

TE City