Vol. VI · MMXX12 Franchises

BAMFDL

Volume VI · 2025

The 2025 Issue

By The Archive · Season 2025 · 12 Franchises
Commissioner’s Note

Taylor Swift's Boutte won back-to-back, which is legally indistinguishable from a hostile takeover, and I intend to challenge it through every channel available to a man with a law degree and no shame whatsoever. Ur Darn Tuten finished last and gets the sandwich — the one tradition in this league I would defend before the Supreme Court. Six volumes deep, the Vault has catalogued every trade, every reach, every time one of you looked me dead in the eye and lied about a deal. I'm not paranoid. Paranoid men are wrong. I'm right, and I'm watching.

— The Commissioners · 2025

How Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 Took Volume VI

ON THE RUN

By The Archive · 2025 Season

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 opens the ledger and ends the year at 9-5, hanging 2304 on the scoreboard, good for the 4th seed. The point differential reads like a stapler slammed on the desk — plus 248 across the slate, and nobody else is really close. A 7-game run in the middle months quiets the room.

The signature moment is Week 7, when the lineup unloads 251 — the single biggest number posted by anyone in the league all year. They take their lumps too — a 113-point no-show in Week 1 that looks, in hindsight, like the only bad day on the whole schedule.

In the final, Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 runs through Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks and carves Volume VI into the wall. MattOD11 takes third and goes home with a handshake; Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks is left studying the plaque wall from the hallway. The receipt prints in ink — another volume, shelved.

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 — 2025 champion

Runner-Up

Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks

Jcrunk25

3rd Place

MattOD11

MattOD11

The Title Lineup

The starting lineup Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 rode to the ring — championship-week scoring, in order.

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

144.7 PTS

  • Bo Nix QB · DEN20.5
  • Jonathan Taylor RB · IND17.4
  • Kenneth Gainwell RB · TB6.8
  • Terry McLaurin WR · WAS11.3
  • CeeDee Lamb WR · DAL9.6
  • Taysom Hill TE · FA0.0
  • A.J. Brown WR · NE11.8
  • Ja'Marr Chase WR · CIN25.0
  • Stefon Diggs WR · FA22.1
  • DJ Moore WR · BUF1.7
  • Jacoby Brissett QB · ARI18.5
The Bracket · How It Was Won

Wild Card

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 ✦165.3
jalenbarry151.7
Emerald City FC ✦184.5
Let Dalvin Cook🍳165.6

Semifinals

MattOD11162.8
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 ✦188.3
Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks ✦169.6
Emerald City FC162.0

Championship Round

Championship

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 ✦144.7
Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks144.3

3rd Place

MattOD11 ✦184.1
Emerald City FC126.4
251.1Highest Week · W7 · Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
54.1Lowest Week · W5 · Ur Darn Tuten
184.6Biggest Blowout · W5 · MattOD11
10Most Trades · Ur Darn Tuten
Season Awards

Coach of the Year

MattOD11

72.3% lineup efficiency — just 944 points left on the bench all year.

The Unluckiest

57th Founding Father

42–112 against the whole league but only 3 real wins — 3.1 games below expected.

Pickup of the Year

Jacoby Brissett

QB · ARI — 141.9 starter pts for Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 after a Week 1 add.

Final Standings
#TeamWLPF
1MattOD111132464.4
2Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks1132230.0
3Let Dalvin Cook🍳1042261.6
4Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑952304.1
5TE City861905.0
6Emerald City FC771995.6
7Aim for the bushes771992.4
8jalenbarry681996.4
9HUlu has live spoRTS681902.2
10JordanCasteel34101623.2
1157th Founding Father3111726.4
12Ur Darn Tuten2121309.2
Schedule Luck & Expected Wins

All-play = record if you'd played every other manager every week. Pythag = expected wins from points for/against. Positive delta = schedule-lucky; negative = schedule-screwed.

TeamActualAll-PlayPythag ExpLuck Δ
Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks11-3110-448.0+3.0
Let Dalvin Cook🍳10-4107-478.4+1.6
MattOD1111-3123-319.4+1.6
TE City8-674-806.7+1.3
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑9-5103-517.8+1.2
Aim for the bushes7-779-757.0-0.0
Emerald City FC7-774-807.1-0.1
jalenbarry6-890-646.4-0.4
HUlu has live spoRTS6-865-896.8-0.8
Ur Darn Tuten2-1221-1333.7-1.7
JordanCasteel34-1036-1185.8-1.8
57th Founding Father3-1142-1126.1-3.1
Trades · 25 on Record

Every trade this season, in chronological order. Players received are listed under the team that got them. Draft picks traded are included.

Week 1

Mar 4, 2025

Ur Darn Tuten

Receives

  • 2025 Round 2 (from Aim for the bushes)

Aim for the bushes

Receives

  • Matthew Stafford QB · LAR

Week 1

Mar 4, 2025

Ur Darn Tuten

Receives

  • Wan'Dale Robinson WR · TEN
  • Ollie Gordon RB · MIA
  • 2025 Round 1 (from 57th Founding Father)
  • 2025 Round 2 (from 57th Founding Father)

57th Founding Father

Receives

  • 2025 Round 1 (from Ur Darn Tuten)
Draft · 5 Rounds

Every pick. DB selections were the league's placeholder for devy picks and are flagged accordingly — they don't represent actual defensive-back draftees.

Round 1

1

Travis Hunter

WR · JAX

Emerald City FC

2

Cam Ward

QB · TEN

Ur Darn Tuten

3

Tyler Warren

TE · IND

Emerald City FC

4

Kaleb Johnson

RB · PIT

jalenbarry

5

RJ Harvey

RB · DEN

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

6

Ryan Williams

Devy

WR · Alabama

Ur Darn Tuten

7

Jayden Higgins

WR · HOU

HUlu has live spoRTS

8

Elic Ayomanor

WR · TEN

MattOD11

9

Jack Bech

WR · LV

Aim for the bushes

10

Garrett Nussmeier

Devy

QB · LSU

TE City

11

Jeremiyah Love

Devy

RB · Notre Dame

Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks

12

Cade Klubnik

Devy

QB · Clemson

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Round 2

13

Jordyn Tyson

Devy

WR · Arizona State

JordanCasteel3

14

Ryan Wingo

Devy

WR · Texas

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

15

LaNorris Sellers

Devy

QB · South Carolina

Ur Darn Tuten

16

Cam Skattebo

RB · NYG

TE City

17

Mason Taylor

TE · NYJ

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

18

Dylan Raiola

Devy

QB · Nebraska

Emerald City FC

19

TJ Moore

Devy

WR · Clemson

57th Founding Father

20

Sam Leavitt

Devy

QB · Arizona State

MattOD11

21

Kyle Williams

WR · NE

Ur Darn Tuten

22

Isaac TeSlaa

WR · DET

TE City

23

Bhayshul Tuten

RB · JAX

Ur Darn Tuten

24

Makhi Hughes

Devy

RB · Oregon

JordanCasteel3

Round 3

25

Pat Bryant

WR · DEN

TE City

26

Harold Fannin

TE · CLE

Ur Darn Tuten

27

Jalen Royals

WR · KC

JordanCasteel3

28

Darius Taylor

Devy

RB · Minnesota

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

29

Dakorien Moore

Devy

WR · Oregon

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

30

Bryant Wesco

Devy

WR · Clemson

57th Founding Father

31

Makai Lemon

Devy

WR · USC

TE City

32

Nate Frazier

Devy

RB · Georgia

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

33

Dylan Sampson

RB · CLE

jalenbarry

34

Bryce Underwood

Devy

QB · Michigan

jalenbarry

35

Woody Marks

RB · HOU

TE City

36

DJ Giddens

RB · IND

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Round 4

37

Tyler Shough

QB · NO

Ur Darn Tuten

38

Jaydon Blue

RB · DAL

57th Founding Father

39

Brashard Smith

RB · KC

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

40

Terrance Ferguson

TE · LAR

TE City

41

Dillon Gabriel

QB · CLE

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

42

Nic Anderson

Devy

WR · LSU

57th Founding Father

43

Nick Marsh

Devy

WR · Michigan State

HUlu has live spoRTS

44

Keelon Russell

Devy

QB · Alabama

HUlu has live spoRTS

45

Isaac Brown

Devy

RB · Louisville

Aim for the bushes

46

Jarquez Hunter

RB · LAR

jalenbarry

47

Ahmad Hardy

Devy

RB · Missouri

Aim for the bushes

48

Devin Neal

RB · NO

Emerald City FC

Round 5

49

Jonah Coleman

Devy

RB · Washington

Ur Darn Tuten

50

Elijah Arroyo

TE · SEA

Emerald City FC

51

Jaylin Noel

WR · HOU

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

52

Jaden Greathouse

Devy

WR · Notre Dame

TE City

53

Will Howard

QB · PIT

Ur Darn Tuten

54

Caden Durham

Devy

RB · LSU

57th Founding Father

55

Jaden Baugh

Devy

RB · Florida

HUlu has live spoRTS

56

Quinten Joyner

Devy

RB · Texas Tech

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

57

Nyck Harbor

Devy

WR · South Carolina

Aim for the bushes

58

Jordan James

RB · SF

jalenbarry

59

KC Concepcion

Devy

WR · Texas A&M

TE City

60

Jaylin Lane

WR · WAS

TE City

Records Set This Season

All-time BAMFDL marks that still belong to 2025 — set here, unbroken since.

The Monster

251.1

Highest Single-Week Score

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

The Anvil

184.6

Biggest Blowout

MattOD11

The Drought

1309.2

Fewest Points in a Regular Season

Ur Darn Tuten

The Iron Throne

4 seasons

Longest Playoff Streak

Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks

The Haunt

4 seasons

Longest Playoff Drought

JordanCasteel3

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